Oh my goodness, this was so funny!!! Some of the lines in here, like "Death might be a rather inconvenient life change" and 'the dearly returned" are laugh out loud funny!
And Salome is incredibly beautiful. Intensely beautiful, even!
What you have here is far funnier, more clever, and more entertaining than some highly acclaimed works from Very Famous Authors.
I think I shall specify in my will... note to self: have a will drawn up... that when the fateful day arrives, my remains shall be transported to Schwarzgrab Funeral Home for final... or not so final... disposition. My only concern would be, how affordable are their services?
And Salome is incredibly beautiful. Intensely beautiful, even!
What you have here is far funnier, more clever, and more entertaining than some highly acclaimed works from Very Famous Authors.
I think I shall specify in my will... note to self: have a will drawn up... that when the fateful day arrives, my remains shall be transported to Schwarzgrab Funeral Home for final... or not so final... disposition. My only concern would be, how affordable are their services?
They're not dolls, they're action figures!