Neon’s A Doll A Day… Again (2020)

[davidd]

(EDIT: technically, yesterday plus one should equal 'today', as yesterday is more of an 'x', a variable rather than a solid number, but thinking about it makes me feel dizzy, so I'm not gonna anymore)

Sounds like it's Blursday again...
Technically, I believe tomorrow is the 'x' variable as it is yet unknown.  So today would be 'x-1', which therefore makes yesterday a 'y'... (as in, 'Y didn't I get more done yesterday?' or 'Y did I do that dumb thing?').  Today would also, then, be 'y+1' as the consequences of whatever you did or didn't do yesterday.  Today being today going both ways, unless you are time-travelling to an alternate universe in between those days,  x-1 = y + 1.
x - 1 + 1 = y + 1 + 1
x = y + 2
Tomorrow = yesterday + 2
See?


Nice closeup portrait!
Also, 'nope-inducing' is another great term.

  Now I'm LOL'ing even more!

Do these formulæ factor in time zone differences? In my time zone, today (now, anyway) is actually tomorrow in both neon's and alliecat's time zones. It would seem there is a relativity factor.

(I didn't realize my time zone was offset by so much from Alliecat's. What look like late-nite posts to me are actually early morning posts for her. She does not exaggerate when she mentions her nocturnal tendencies!)