davidd's A Doll A Day 2019

[davidd]

Also, if these pilots intend to actually fly somewhere, the navigation would be utterly hilarious.  ...Heck, the pre-flight would be hilarious.
Now you have to give them a blog of their own too, right?

These are very good ideas! If only I could spend all my time doing "doll stuff" rather than IRL nonsense!

I’m also surprised that one of them wasn’t taped to the box as an extra “present”.

I was also surprised that at least one of them wasn’t also wrapped.

You know the Ameliæ far too well! That did actually happen, but the photographer failed to adequately capture the moment.

Their logic is irrefutable!

Logic. Okaaayyyy, that's one word for it. 

Well, no one can fight with their logic. Or with them, I have a feeling... well ONE OF US would happen quickly.

For they are legion

A legion whose numbers continue to grow! A veritable Legion of Dumb!

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Part II:

"It's beautiful!"

"It's a beautiful present!"

"Look at the lovely gift wrap!"

"It is certainly a beautifully wrapped present!"

"I wonder who the present is for?"

"Yeah, who would be getting a present?"

"Who would be sending a present?"

"Who wrapped this beautiful present?"

"Who gets to unwrap this beautiful present?"

"What is it? What's inside?"

"Shake it! Does it rattle?"

"Can you see through the paper?"

"Is it heavy?"

"Is it light?"

"I hope it's not socks!"

"Can you tell if it's socks? Does it sound like socks when you shake it?"

"I think it's bigger than a box for socks."

"It could be lots of socks in a box!"

"Why don't we just open it and find out?"

" . . . "

"Erm... that was uncharacteristically direct."

"YAY! Let's open the present!"

"Take off the paper!"

"Take off the tape!"

"Where did all this tape come from?"

"This is a lot of tape!"

"This is a lot of paper!"

"Can you tell what it is?"

"I can't tell what it is! Can you tell what it is?"

"It's a present!"

"Or a gift!"

"You can tell because of all the wrapping paper!"

"Colorful wrapping paper! Like for a gift!"

"Or a present!"

"It looks like... a box!"

"I thought it was going to be a present!"

"We took off the paper, and under the paper it's a box!"

"Is the present a box?"

"Or is the present inside the box?"

"Yeah, sometimes presents come in boxes... right?"

"Boxes wrapped in paper!"

"Like this one!"

"Like this one was."

"Until we took the paper off!"

"So it's still a present... right?"

"Uhm... I think so! I think it's still a present!"

"LET'S OPEN THE BOX!"

"THE BOX THAT'S ACTUALLY A PRESENT!"

"But no dynamite this time. Remember what happened to your hair."

"Oooh! What is it?"

"It's a box!"

"It's a box inside of a box!"

"So it must be Chinese!"

"What?"

"You know, like those Chinese dolls - dolls inside of dolls inside of dolls!"

"I think you mean Russian dolls! Russian nesting dolls!"

"Like nesting birds?" Bird nest dolls?"

"Is that like bird nest soup?"

"You can't eat soup out of a bird nest!"

"The soup is made from bird nests!"

"You're totally making that up!"

"No I'm not! It's a Chinese delicacy! Like those dolls!"

"They eat dolls in China?"

"We'd better not go there, then!"

TO BE CONTINUED....

(This wasn't actually supposed to be a story break, but I have been interrupted while posting and must step out for a bit, so... another cliffhanger. Probably just as well. Things seem to be going downhill fast.)