10-28-2020, 12:18 PM
(10-28-2020, 03:30 AM)werepuppy Wrote: Seriously, you should write this as a book!!
Yes! I concur. This was so funny! And sweet! And engaging! And kind of scary in a fun-scary sort of way. The style of this essay reminds me very much of the droll writing of Lemony Snickett in A Series of Unfortunate Events. Several turns of phrase had me chuckling out loud!
I also find it amusing and amazing how American you are in your references! The Billy Bass! Did you have those in Czech Republic?
Occasionally you have mentioned that in your younger youth you were actually a subject of the end days of the Communist regime. But then you have references like the Bigmouth Billy Bass. Your country must have been totally invaded by Western Culture (or lack of culture) the moment the Iron Curtain was lifted! You are more American than most Americans!
Caputarium is a marvelous word! You should copyright it immediately!
They're not dolls, they're action figures!