Arkham: Criminally Insane or Criminally Cute? (Neo Noir)

[Kyrie Arashi]

Arkham's character has started to form over the past few days we've been together. Tomorrow marks a week since we met, so I wanted to give her a proper introduction!


Arkham: Hello! As a proper lady, I felt it necessary that I introduce myself.


My name… is Arkham. Some of you may have seen me romping about in a beautiful black dress with a charming mask. That ensemble is very me, but so impractical!


I have found a new hobby in dressing up in commoner clothing. It allows me to blend into those ordinary fellows around me…


...and I dare say I look quite cute in them as well! Aren’t these heels divine?


I am used to the drab colors of my kingdom and my laboratory, but these cheery clothes deserve a bit more life, don’t you think?


Much better! There is no better decorator than Mother Nature!


Now that we have been introduced and the décor matches the occasion, I feel I must impart you with a secret. I’ve heard tell that there is an asylum for the criminally insane that shares my name.


I wonder why that would be.