davidd's A DOLL A DAY 2023

[Alliecat]

Was that the bear you found at the dump...?
He's really cute, and it's nice you have that little treasure from your grandma too.

My first thought, with the "action figure stance" on a smaller screen, was "What happened to her feet??" because it looked like they were just little pegs.
Well, I can do that pose, although I'm not gonna do it twice cos I value my back muscles...

I don't think the girls in girly magazines even twist themselves in to positions like this.

I wouldn't know, but I gather all the "influencers" and the legions of wannabes on Facebook do (and probably Instagram and Tiktok too but I don't use either). 
And you have to do the "duck face" lips too. 
Not that I've seen many of them on any of the above; I'm too busy following the fringe minority rebels. 

do dudes really think this is what girls look like?

Sadly, it appears so.
There are a variety of reasons why I prefer cats to people.

so kids: do NOT walk around with a loaded automatic pistol stuffed down your trousers!

But, but, everyone on TV does that...!!

Yes, do give us one with a guy