19 DECEMBER: A DOLL A DAY 2020:
Uhmm... can we start again?
Start what?
Start opening the present!
The present we had to stop opening?
Yes, the present we had to stop opening!
The present we had to stop opening back in November?
Why did we have to stop opening the present back in November?
Somebody said "STOP!"
Who said "STOP?" Did you say "STOP?"
I don't know! Maybe I said "STOP!" Or maybe you said "STOP!"
We all look alike! I can't tell us apart!
I think we can start again!
Start what?
Start opening the present!
Start opening the present that we stopped opening?
Start opening the present that we stopped opening back in November?
Yes, start opening the present that we stopped opening back in November!
Resume opening the present that we stopped opening back in November!
Oooh, listen to you, all fanceh French and stuff!
"Re-zoom," not "Ray-zuu-may!"
Re-zoom? You mean, start over? From the very beginning?
*Sigh* Okay, from the top... what is it?
Yes, what is it?
It's... can we skip the big colorful box part? It's a present!
What kind of present?
I can't read the words!
You should have paid more attention in school!
I can't read the words because they're upside down!
The proof-reader at the paper factory must have been asleep at the switch!
Or... maybe the box... I mean the present... is upside down!
The present is upside down!
Maybe that means... it's a cake!
An upside-down cake!
Maybe that means... the present belongs in Australia!
I've heard that there's One Of Us in Australia. But she goes by a different name.
She should come live with us. Then she would get presents.
Maybe we should flip the present over!
Oh. So it won't be upside-down.
Oh. So it will be right side up.
Oh. So we can read the words.
Oh. So we can read what kind of present it is.
Ohhhh!!!!
Okay, get ready to lift.
Lift? I thought we were going to flip!
I'm going to flip if you don't lift!
All together now...
TIE ME KANGAROO DOWN, SPORT!
YAY! We lifted the present!
YAY! We flipped the present!
YAY! We... wait! Where's the kangaroo?
I think the kangaroo is in Australia. With the other One Of Us.
The One Of Us who doesn't get presents.
Now read the words!
Yes, now read the words!
Yes, now read the right side up words!
Yadhtrib...
Yppah?
Yadhtrib yppah!
Yadhtrib yppah!
Yadhtrib yppah!
Yadhtrib yppah!
Oops!
Oopsie!
Über-oopsie!
Über-ööpsie!
Looks like we have summoned an eldritch horror, a Yosothotheric abomination from the depths of R'lyeh!
Aw, man!
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
You can say that again!
No! Do NOT say that again!
Quick! Flip the present over!
Yes! Flip the present over!
Yes... uhmm... why are we flipping the present over?
Because then we can read the incantation backwards!
Read the incantat... what's an incantation?
The words on the present! We can read the words on the present backwards!
And then things will go back to the way they were!
When there were unicorns? And dinosaurs?
Maybe, but mostly when there was no eldritch horror!
No Yosothotheric abomination?
No abominable eldritch Yosotheric horror from the depths of R'lyeh?
YAY!
Get ready to flip!
I thought we were... OW!
We flipped it! YAY!
We flipped it! R'l-YAY!
Don't ad lib! Just read the words!
Happy!
Birthday!
Happy Birthday!
Happy... Birthday?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
. . .
We coulda saved ourselves a lot of trouble, huh?
Where did the abominable eldritch Yosothotheric entity go?
Back to R'lyeh, prolly.
Or maybe Australia.
Can we just open the present now?
The present?
The birthday present!
Yes, let's open the birthday present!
But... whose birthday is it?
(*psssst!* We'll just say it's all our birthdays!)
I'll get the scissors!
I'll get the dynamite!
Let's just pull off the tape!
What's in the present?
What's in the box?
What's in the present box?
It's...
It's...
It's...
A PONY!
WE GOT A PONY!
WE GOT A PRETTY PONY!
WE'VE ALWAYS WANTED A PONY!
NOW WE HAVE A PONY!
That pony... kind of looks like you!
I think the pony looks like you!
I think the pony looks like....
Me! I think the pony looks like ME!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh! She's...
She's BEAUTIFUL!
She's RADIANT!
She's GORGEOUS!
She... looks like the pony!
And the pony looks like you!
And like you!
And like... all of us!
The pony looks like all of us!
And the pony looks like ME!
So... YOU look like ALL OF US!
You're ONE OF US!
One of us? Not ONE of us!
EIGHT OF US!
YAY!!!!!
Eight Of Us!
And... we have a pony!
Are you from Australia?
They're not dolls, they're action figures!