davidd's A Doll A Day Challenge 2020

[Alliecat]

... look at this guy! Poised for action! Waiting on high alert for twenty-five years, ready for adventure, ready to be played with! He's a toy, an action figure, not a collectible. He... a guy, not "it" as a "figure" or "collectible"... is ready to spring out of this box and kick up some dust!
... He's waited patiently for far too long to suffer such an ignominious fate. Adventure awaits... on the land, on the sea, and in the air!

Yaaaaassss! Open the box!!!! Yay!!!
They are meant to be had-fun-with and zero fun in a box!
Looking forward to seeing how he fits in with your crew, and glad you decided not to leave him locked up.

And yeah, you need to change the "n00b" part. Happy 10th Forumversary to you