davidd's A DOLL A DAY 2023

[Alliecat]

I had to go back and check the publication date because it sounded like you were reviewing something from like, the 1800s. 
Dude doesn't sound very weird to me.  Did you wade through the entire book?  I had a quick look on Amazon; I see suggestion #4 is "turn this book into a shovel" (??)...on the face of it, it sounds like something you might like to do.  I kinda like the idea of sipping tree-made water though.  I'm all for communing with the universe, and it sounds like there might be some useable meditative ideas here, but not particularly "weird".

I like your "jungle" setting but am amused that in the tropical wonderland I envision you are currently in, that you need artificial greenery