The Mad Scientist, the Abomination, and the Superhero (Neo Noir, Tina, Uncanricky)

[Kyrie Arashi]

Dr. Arkham wishes to update her video blog about her recent evil deeds of evil, but with her new foe in the picture, such updates are becoming more difficult to complete.


Arkham: Hello my beautiful followers! A lot has changed in my life since my last blog post.


Arkham: Perhaps the biggest change is that I have a faithful companion! Please meet Typn.


Arkham: I made her myself from spare parts I had lying around. What little I didn't have on hand, I... borrowed from a local hospital's morgue. She doesn't talk much, but that's the sign of a grand minion!


Arkham: I suppose the other major change is my life is...


The Uncanny: I've tracked you down at last, Dr. Arkham!


The Uncanny: Today is the day you pay for your crimes! Never again shall another corpse be harvested for your evil eeriments.


The Uncanny: I am taking you to the proper authorities. It is my duty as a super heroic citizen!


Arkham: Ah... but you seem to think we will go quietly. Typn! Defend your master! Use your supreme scare attack!


Typn: Buh... buh buh... BUUUUHHHHH!


The Uncanny: Noooooooo! I... must... resist... this evil... magic...


The Uncanny: Skully... May my aim be true!


Arkham: Nooooooo!
Typn: Buuuuuuuh!


*WHAM*


Arkham: Wuaaaah! My face, my face! I think I feel a bruise coming on! Ooooh, how can I wreak evil havoc with a horribly bruised face!


Arkham: Come, Typn! We must flee for today. You haven't seen the last of us, Uncanny!


The Uncanny: And the day is saved once more! All you out there in the blog-o-sphere, heed my warning: if you commit evil, you will be stopped by... THE UNCANNY!

The Uncanny hasn't revealed her secret identity to me yet, but from what I can gather she witnessed Arkham stealing various body parts from the hospital. She has fought the evil of shoplifters and litterers, but now she feels she has a true arch-nemesis. Her greatest weaknesses seems to be tripping on her extremely long shoelaces and her hat falling in front of her eyes. I guess her superhero costume could use some work...

Sadly, my Uncanricky arrived with a shattered wrist, so I've ordered her an Obitsu. However, I didn't want to wait until it arrived to take pictures of her. After this shoot I realized that I really prefer type 4 bodies to type 3, even if you overlook the broken wrist. x.x I can't wait for her Obitsu, though! Then she can be even more heroic.