Rozen Maiden: Stairs

[TrueFan]

[This is not exactly true to either the manga or the anime, but I think it is true to their spirit. Enjoy!]

So, this all begins when Suiseiseki steals the strawberry off Hina ichigo's cake. She won't admit it and accuses Hina of eating her own strawberry and then trying to get Suiseiseki's too.

Jun: A barricade? Hey, you.


Hina: Everyone's mean to me, so I'm on strike. Whose side are you on?
Jun: Well, I know how she can be when no one's looking....


Suiseiseki: What the ...?!


Hina: This is me and Jun's fortress!
Jun: Since when ...?


Suiseiseki: I never thought the little one and the little human would join forces!
Shinku: This is so childish!


Jun: This is your fault because you ate Hina's strawberry, Suiseiseki! Admit it! That is the Alligator of Truth! Put your hand inside his mouth. If you're lying, he'll bite your hand off. If you're telling the truth, you have nothing to worry about!
Suiseiseki: What?@!?
Shinku: What a good idea! Do it, Suiseiseki and let's get this over with it. There's nothing to fear.


Suiseiseki: Ahh! Don't eat my hand! Okay, I admit it!


Suiseiseki: I only did it because she is such a brat!


Suiseiseki: Will somebody get this thing off me?!?


Suiseiseki: What a cheap trick! I confessed under pressure. I will never admit that I took the strawberry.


Suiseiseki: We can't let them win, Shinku.
Shinku: I just want this resolved so we can have flower-topped hamburgers for dinner.


Hina: Hey!
Jun: What the heck am I doing?


Jun: What? Oh, it's candy!


Suiseiseki: Attention rebel forces! We have secured the kitchen and the refrigerator! If you wish to ever eat any more sweets, give yourselves up!


Shinku: What a delicious way to fight.


Hina: *bang bang bang bang bang bang bang!*


Hina: *BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG!*
Jun: This isn't working, Hina. It's time for more drastic measures!


Jun: Shinku! It's me, Kun-Kun!
Shinku: Kun-Kun?!


Jun/Kun-Kun: You've disappointed me, Shinku, taking the wrong side.
Shinku: Kun-Kun, no! It was all her idea!
Suiseiseki: Shinku, no! It's a trap!


Jun/Kun-Kun: Help me, Shinku!
Shinku: Kun-Kun is in danger!


Jun: Heh heh, she took the bait. Hina, what is wrong with you!


Hina: I've got you, Kun-Kun!


*Kyaaaa!* *Whoa!*

[MissMandyLynne]

this was so funny! - great idea True

[TrueFan]

Thanks!

[Faerie Macabre]

Haha... That was really funny. It's cool that you made it so long too, nice picfics that end all too soon make me sad.

[TrueFan]

Thank you!