Kanta arrives (old thread, never posted here)

[TrueFan]

Since we've been sharing a little Kanta love on this forum, I thought I'd post my Kanta arrival story from 2010.

TrueFan: Welcome, Kanta! Where would you like to stand?


Kanta: I would like to stand with my camel.


TrueFan: Your camel?!?
Kanta: Yes, my camel. An even-toed ungulate with humps on its back?


TrueFan: I know what a camel is! I just don't happen to have a camel for you.
Kanta: What?!? No camel? What kind of an uncivilized place is this?


Kanta: Oh, I'll just stand with my brother then.
TrueFan: Sorry, I did not buy your brother.


Kanta: You better not tell me there is no flying carpet here either.
TrueFan: ?!?


Drta: Oh! The new girl is threatening TrueFan with a saber!
Hina ichigo: That takes a lot of nerve! I hope she knows what she is doing!


Satti: Finally, some action! Let's go join the fray!
Sea Shanty: Go ahead already! Just don't eect me to save you when you get in over your head.


Ciels: Sebastian, go help!
Coco: But is he supposed to to help Kanta, or TrueFan?


Lipoca: TrueFan! It's me, Lipoca! Come get my pitchfork so you can defend yourself!


Kanta: You are really a worthless servant.
TrueFan: Kanta, I am not your servant. Stop poking your saber in my face and put it away before someone gets turned into custom bait.


Kanta: Fine! Whatever! I resign myself to the fates! Since I have no camel, no brother, and no magic carpet, I don't care where I stand!


TrueFan: Given how tall your hat thing is, I don't think we have much choice anyway.
Kanta: It is called a turban, thank you very much. Honestly, do you know anything?


TrueFan: Ende, Lipoca, keep Kanta in line!
Kanta: Hey, I'm the one with the saber here!


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